yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

grimelords:

everyone knows that falling asleep in the back seat as a kid and having your parents carry you inside is the coolest thing, but what many people don’t know is that cops have the same obligation if you fall asleep in their patrol car. exercise your rights, get a goodnight kiss from a cop.

tastefullyoffensive:

[marlomeekins]

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

riker-wears-a-skant:

interstellargeek:

zombiedogdoes:

All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…  

—-

-STARKING-

King of the galaxy

Where is your pokemon god now?!

OH MY GOD

LET THAT POKEMON BECOME REAL.

THIS IS THE BEST OF THEM ALL

YES

MAKE IT DRAGON/PSYCHIC

GIMME THREE OF THEM

emmasgirlfriend:

meenahmouse:

emmasgirlfriend:

emmasgirlfriend:

it is really weird how feferi just sits there and watches sollux on his computer to be completely honest with you

like she just watches him typing she’s not even looking at the computer shes just staring at hiM

shesS S DONIG IT AGAIN

lets also not forget

i MDONE

thisworldendswithme:

jacknoir:

THESE TWO HAVE BEEN STANDING FACING EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND ONE OF THEM JUST PICKED UP A FLOWER AND SET IT DOWN AN THE OTHER ONE PICKED IT UP THATS SO FUCKIGN CUTE OH MY GOD

Shipping pixels like its going outta style

halosblogthing:

blackfoxnightmare:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

that-slenderman:

yumegawa:

The child wakes up, expecting to see a familiar face of terror before him, but what he sees is a white emptiness, gently carrying him away from the burning house.

It wasn’t the face of a monster, unlike the one in his home; who leave its painful marks on his fragile body, who hurt his mom until she died of grief, and unable to help him… no it was pale white, eyeless but he find it comforting.

“Just like those dummies in the mall where mom used to take me to…” he thought. 

He held tightly on his ghostly savior, and close his eyes to sleep in his arms, as he was taken far away from his burning home, from the monster, and into the forest.  

#he comes for the children #he’ll fucking kill anyone who will abuse a child

Tumblr, turning a terrifying urban legend into a misunderstood saviour.

OH I LIKE THIS MUCH BETTER

so let me get this straight

if Slender Man is a good guy who goes after child abusers and child molesters

IN SLENDER YOU ARE THE MONSTER

HE IS THE HERO AND YOU ARE THE DEMON HE’S HUNTING DOWN TO SAVE A CHILD

A CHILD WHO PROBABLY FEARS HIM AND DREW THOSE NOTES THAT BLEW AWAY IN THE WIND AND GOT STUCK ON TREES AND YOU HUNT HIM DOWN LIKE THE SCUM YOU ARE AND SLENDY SAVES THE DAY

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

londonprophecy:

magicrobotgeography:

I still wanna know what he was making

((Comic source: Transformers More Than Meets The Eye “Issue 15”))

a dildo

chaztheweasel:

choochoomotherslagger:

blewuptheship:

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